자료유형 | 단행본 |
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서명/저자사항 | Last night on the beat : best of Harry the polis/ Harry Morris. |
개인저자 | Morris, Harry. |
발행사항 | Edinburgh: Black & White Pub., 2012. |
형태사항 | 1 online resource. |
기타형태 저록 | Print version: Morris, Harry. Last Night on the Beat : The Best of Harry the Polis. Edinburgh : Black & White Publishing, ?012 9781845024567 |
ISBN | 9781845025069 1845025067 |
내용주기 | Cover; Title; Dedication; About the Author; I'm Just a Man Like You; Contents; Cheers Clarky; Fatal Road Accident; Polis Ansaphone; The Tasmanian Devil; Don't Panic Missus Mannering!; Kids, You've Got to Love Them; Fooled You; Unisex Toilets; Cathy's Meals; Tell it Like it is!; David Hay Said He Will Pay!; Howard's Big Regret; On the Bus; Trampoline; Morris's Safety Motto; The Sixth Sense; Now That's Magic!; Wee Jock; My Deaf Wife ... ; It's in the Stars; Guess My Age!; What's He Like?; Little Arrows; It's in the Bag; Mini's a Bargain!; Name that Tune; Will Power!; Donald & Johnny Ramensky. All Bets are OffWho was that?; The Heilan' Coo!; Timex Watch; Talking too Much!; The Polis Interpreter; Got a Light Mate!; Window Cleaners; Guns in the Family; Surprise! Surprise!; Lucky Tatties; A Clash of Personalities; That's My Dad!; The Job's Fucked!; The Wembley Weekend; Lucky Me!; He'll Go Nuts!; Hearing Things; The Truth, the Whole Truth; I'll Tell Him Tomorrow, Maybe!; No Armchair Stampede; Elvis Lives; Ladies and Gentlemen -- Ben Doon; The Spark-le is Still There; Relief, for My Relief!; Blowing Your own Trumpet; A Midge's Dick!; What a Plonker!; We Live in a Concrete Jungle. CobblersRoast Chicken and Chips; J.F.K.; Dr White at Your Disposal; Prison Riot Solution; Open the Door; Soft Hands that do Dishes; It's Good too Talk; The Taxi; What do you Mean?; Nurses can't be Trusted!; Watch Yer Car Mister?; Who are You -- Pinnochio?; The Pink Slip; Who Let Them Go?; Sumjerk Ramdmakhar; The Mushroom Joke; A Tight Situation; You're Nicked!; Answer the Phone!; That's what She Said!; CSI not Required; Dusty Bin; Playing it Cool; High Court Trial; Television Psychic; Recognition at Last; Alfie and the Star Wars Game; Frankie, the Make up Artist; Passive Smokers. Answers from Police Scotland ExamsShow Me Yer Jean Brody!; No Age Limits; The Patient's Armless!; My Uncle Tommy; Profumo Affair; The Traffic Camera; Bethnall Green Escort Duty; Bloody Witch Doctor!; Jackie Barnes; The Wedding Party; Gentlemen Joggers; The Mimic; Fighting Fire with Fire; You're Not Dead!; Friends Re-united; Hughie's Tortoise Room; Chap at the Door; Superglue the Locks; No Smoking; Happy Clappy with a Whisky Chaser; The Medical; The Special Olympics; Someone to Talk to; He Fancies You; A Word in Your Ear; The Birthday Cake; The Cigar Man; Something's Missing!; It's a Knockout! Fishing for JawsNight Out, Now and Again; All for a Packet of Crisps; Fun with the Buses; And Finally; Harry's Whisky Mince Pie Recipe!; Copyright. |
요약 | The hilarious adventures of Harry the Polis as recalled by ex-polis Harry Morris, the self-appointed Chief Constable of funny stories, continue with the publication of his tenth book, The Last Night on the Beat. Full of brilliant anecdotes, oddball characters, quick comebacks and unlikely excuses, Harry demonstrates true Glaswegian humour at its finest. Harry Morris is out to show a side of our industrious police force that we don't often see? the lighter side. His time with the Glasgow and Strathclyde constabulary, or?polis' for short, hasn't robbed Harry of his sense of humour, and ev. |
주제명(단체명) | Strathclyde Police Strathclyde Police. |
주제명(지명) | Scotland --Glasgow. --fast |
일반주제명 | Police --Scotland --Glasgow --Humor. Police --Scotland --Glasgow --Anecdotes. FICTION --General. Police. |
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